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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

 

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

A young baby died.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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