- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

A young baby died.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Feminism.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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