- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

why do asprins work? Because they're white

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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