A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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