- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

antonio has a penis head.lol

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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