Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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