why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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