joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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autsim

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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You just read this ..

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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Why? Why not?

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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