Y' can't spell rape without ape.

A guy at a baseball game....

A seal walks into a club.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Women's Rights

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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