- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's 9 + 10 19

A: Do you like it B: No

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Gustavo Andrade

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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