- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

what's worse then a blowjob?

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

hiya

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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