- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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