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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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