Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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WNBA

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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