What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Gustavo Andrade

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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