- Anti Joke

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

A midget walked under a bar.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.