- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

hi mom

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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