Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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alert('The Game')

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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