I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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