Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

White men's rights

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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