There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Granny porn!

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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