I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Matthew Baker

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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