- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

why did the girl cry because she was raped

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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