- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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