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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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