- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

there once was a chicken it was yellow

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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