How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Click here for free sandwich.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Male leadership.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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