- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

binladin walks into the american seals

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Chuck Norris is dead......

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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