what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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What's blue? The sky.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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