- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What's blue? The sky.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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