- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is average.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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