a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

wenis

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Penis

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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