- Anti Joke

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.