10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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gingers

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Sex

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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