- Anti Joke

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston