- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

whats worse than gill? nothing

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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