What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Anti Joke

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