A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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your face

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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