Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

The holocaust

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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