A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

LeBron in the fourth quarter

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

The holocaust

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

A guy at a baseball game....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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