- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Mooses

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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