A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

irish man drinking john smiths

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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