- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

so...um, yeah

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

wael.. nuff said

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

The New York Giants

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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