My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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