Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Haha, I get it..

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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