- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

White NBA players.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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