- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

The holocaust

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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