There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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