- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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