Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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Prostitution is bad.......

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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