what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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I like school Said no one ever.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Who is John Galt?

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why did the dog die? He was old

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