knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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lets bomb africa

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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roy g biv

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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