A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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