So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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