- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Womans baksetball...

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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