Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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guess what>? your mum lol

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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i committed murder

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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