I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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poopoo

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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My mom

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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What's one plus one? two.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Anti Joke

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