- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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