what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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