anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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