If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Women's rights

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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