- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Hats better than a stick? A stone

This is a joke.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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